A Chinese-American and a jewish-American blaming each other for the country’s problems.
– The Jew says: you attacked Pearl Harbor!
– The Chinese: That wasn’t us that was the Japanese!
– The Jew: Chinese, Japanese – what’s the difference?
– The Chinese: You sunk the Titanic!
–  The Jew replies: that wasn’t us, that was an iceberg!
– The Chinese: iceberg, Goldberg – what’s the difference?