A Chinese-American and a jewish-American blaming each other for the country’s problems. – The Jew says: you attacked Pearl Harbor! – The Chinese: That wasn’t us that was the Japanese! – The Jew: Chinese, Japanese – what’s the difference? – The Chinese: You sunk the Titanic! – The Jew replies: that wasn’t us, that was an iceberg! – The Chinese: iceberg, Goldberg – what’s the difference?