The woke cruise line company hires a new captain and crew – for reasons other thank skills – for the new Titanic. On its maiden voyage – ignoring all warning signs the captain runs the ship into and iceberg. As the ship sinking and the passengers fleeing for their lives, instead of plugging the leak or saving passengers, the crew is going through the abandoned cabins “looking for economic opportunities”.

But when the water rises to the upper decks, one crew member says to the other, “Hey Bro, I think we should stop looting and leave. This ship is sinking.” The other guy replies, “I don’t care, It’s not mine!”